No Shave November (c)Holly Nicole Combs Dating for a while can make you numb They all seem the same and ain't real fun Shaving my legs was a waste of time And anything else would be a wasted dime No shave November ain't just for men What's good for a rooster's just as good for a hen So if you ain't got no man here's something to remember It's time to embrace no shave November Don't need no razor or foamin' soap when you're a girl who's lost all hope It's time to slow down and take a man vacation You're so hard to get he has to write a dissertation You got laws and procedures that rival the Constitution Take time for yourself and forget retribution No shave November ain't just for men what's good for a rooster's just as good for a hen So if you ain't got no man here's something to remember It's time to embrace no shave November Girl trips, paint your lips Go dancing and move your hips So if you're sore and in pain I know you won't listen Just give your soul some time to regain its glisten You'll over-please and then you'll tease Cause you don't know what it is you want No shave November ain't just for men what's good for a rooster's just as good for a hen So if you ain't got no man here's something to remember It's time to embrace no shave November